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this is lame
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im officially moving accounts now l8r h8rs see you at deritos.deviantart.com
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OC features+ update!!
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ok i have decided that i am moving accounts to deritos after christmas. around Dec 28th probably. also im doing this oc feature thing comment if u want won!!
If you comment, please do the same for your watchers, and add me as the first feature!
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heck yeah
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RULES:
- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order.
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank.
- Enjoy. ;D
PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
1. saru (gay teen who likes to have a good time reneemew.deviantart.com/art/sw… )
2. alex (teen who likes to have a good time with himself if u kno what i mean reneemew.deviantart.com/art/Al…
3. blake (adult guy who likes to play the piano reneemew.deviantart.com/art/B-… )
4. kiseki (teenage boy who doesnt remember he likes reneemew.deviantart.com/art/pr… )
- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order.
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank.
- Enjoy. ;D
PICK YOUR VICTIMS!
1. saru (gay teen who likes to have a good time reneemew.deviantart.com/art/sw… )
2. alex (teen who likes to have a good time with himself if u kno what i mean reneemew.deviantart.com/art/Al…
3. blake (adult guy who likes to play the piano reneemew.deviantart.com/art/B-… )
4. kiseki (teenage boy who doesnt remember he likes reneemew.deviantart.com/art/pr… )
5. melanie (teenage girl who likes to do illegal things reneemew.deviantart.com/art/gi… )
6. rizu (teenage girl who likes to ruin other peoples good time reneemew.deviantart.com/art/ri… )
7. tenshi (crazy chick who is obsessed w/ kiseki reneemew.deviantart.com/art/te… )
7. tenshi (crazy chick who is obsessed w/ kiseki reneemew.deviantart.com/art/te… )
1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?
1. saru says hes simply saru and that he'd prefer a milkshake
2. alex names a bunch of things people never call him like "Alexander the Great". he just wont stop. does it even matter what he wants make him stop
3. blake, fascinated by the donuts, does not respond.
4. kiseki does not understand the question.
5. melanie, mel, mellie, melon, anything you can come up with
6. rizu stares at you with one eyebrow raised and sips on a stolen milkshake even though she was offered one
7. tenshi attempts to explain the question to kiseki in hopes of gaining his affection but 0 luck
2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?
tenshi doesnt do anything. theyre angels. they have wings. why are they bungee jumping?
3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?
ramen noodles with a side of burnt house
4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?
alex destroys rizu. he may not be able to beat her in anything else, but DDR happens to be a master at Dance Dance Revolution
5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?
saru says something like "oh man this is sick as hell" and attempts to befriend it
saru says something like "oh man this is sick as hell" and attempts to befriend it
6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?
(ok im really confused perms get rid of afro??? but if u say so..)
(ok im really confused perms get rid of afro??? but if u say so..)
the circus
7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:
"got DAMn what till kiseki sees THIS"
7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:
"got DAMn what till kiseki sees THIS"
8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3]. What happens?
9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...
alex feels that he completely understands the situation. i mean, he'd want to snatch his body too. got damn. look at that reflection. rizu, on the other hand, is completely flipping out. she tries every door in the house and in the end she just rams her entire body with full force into the wall to get out. what does alex do? damn, look at that reflection.
10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?
tenshi feels that she is not getting the attention she deserves from kiseki. the court rules kiseki not guilty and tenshi totes crazy af tbh
11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?
they enter together and their talent is chugging a shit ton of beers. this is highly illegal and they get suspended
12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hnVDA…
13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
blake does not understand the situation. who the fuck is will smith? rizu kinda just stands there in awe. will smith does all the work.
14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?
13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
blake does not understand the situation. who the fuck is will smith? rizu kinda just stands there in awe. will smith does all the work.
14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?
"finders keepers," melanie quickly exclaims. fuck that tenshi chick. she takes the treasure and stuffs it anywhere it can fit on her then runs.
15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?
(shit this is really hard um lets just make it sexual yeah good idea)
"i dont think its going to fit...."
16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?
everyone must have a shrine dedicated to your lord and savior "LORD Alexander the SUPER DUPER Great" and kiss it at least 3 times a day. he has created a new religion; alexism. you must love alex just as much as he does or even more. anyone who does not wish to comply will be executed on the spot.
17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?
none of them really pay her much attention. all the attention is more focused on kiseki. blake is trying to keep tenshi as far away from him as possible
18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocalypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?
alex probably would make it to be honest. saru and melanies idea of "resources" is booze. they're drunk off their asses and end up doing some stupid shit involvie directly confronting the zombies.
19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.
rizu starts rocking back and forth on the floor in shot. saru begins to play with his newfound assests
20. TAG PEOPLE.
do it or your gay
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le me-mez
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1) Sexuality
j'aime la bite (je parle tres mal francais)2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
a hot boy with low standards
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"fat-encircled eyes."
4) What do you think about most?
boys tbh...
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
"R u home" -Mom
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
w/
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
w/
7) What's your strangest talent?
i can put my leg behind my head
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
girls r ok i guess
boys r stupid
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
yea but it was mean
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
uh
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
things to my right
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yea i was like 5 and stuck a bead up my nose and i couldnt get it out
13) What's your religion?
saran wrap
13) What's your religion?
saran wrap
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
dying
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind 100% i never look good on camera
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
arctic monkeys
17) What was the last lie you told?
probably one about my homework
18) Do you believe in karma?
*makes fart sounds with mouth*
probably one about my homework
18) Do you believe in karma?
*makes fart sounds with mouth*
19) What does your URL mean?
i dont want to talk about it
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
weakness: ppppppppp idk i cant cook is that a weakness i think it is
strength: no one on my bus talks to me so i always get a seat to myself
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
squidward tentacles
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
in my bathtub
23) How do you vent your anger?
i cry and its the worst bc youre tryin to b all tough and shit but then u look like a mega pussy sitting here crying
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
i do not think so
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
phone
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
yeah sure why not
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?.
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?.
i hate the sound of children
i love the sound of no children
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
WHAT IF
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
no ghosts yes aliens
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm
nothing
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
air
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
school
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
easT SIIIDE
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
idk
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
heck no
heck no
36) Define Art.
express urself
37) Do you believe in luck?
y not
38) What's the weather like right now?
cool
39) What time is it?
9:32 PM
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
no
41) What was the last book you read?
im reading sherlock holmes currently
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
no
43) Do you have any nicknames?
dinah, doodoo, dingdong, dingus
44) What was the last movie you saw?
the day of the doctor
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
when i was in like 4th grade i banged my wrist on the rail at the playground
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yea
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
nah
48) What's your sexual orientation?
this was the first question
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
idk
50) Do you believe in magic?
nah
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
nah
52) What is your astrological sign?
aquariususususus
53) Do you save money or spend it?
i try to save but i occasionally spend
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
a bag of chips from the vending machine
55) Love or lust?
ppp
56) In a relationship?
ppppppppppppfpfpfft
57) How many relationships have you had?
406
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no
59) Where were you yesterday?
escuela
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
no
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
no
62) What's your favorite animal?
idk
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
hahaha
64) Where is your best friend?
home
65) Spit or swallow?
who kno
66) What is your heritage?
black
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
slp
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
wrap
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
y not
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
DOG
72) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
i probably would not tell anyone bc im a bitch i would just live life like normal then die l8r nerds c u in hell
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
trust
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
the wheels on the bus
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
3391
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
cute boy who makes the funny and is not gay
77) How can I win your heart?
b a cute boy who makes the funny and is not gay
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
sure
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
thespians
80) What size shoes do you wear?
8/9 in womens but i usually wear mens shoes which im a 7.5 in
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
le ded xD here liez a N00B
82) What is your favorite word?
dingdong
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
trust
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
the wheels on the bus
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
3391
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
cute boy who makes the funny and is not gay
77) How can I win your heart?
b a cute boy who makes the funny and is not gay
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
sure
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
thespians
80) What size shoes do you wear?
8/9 in womens but i usually wear mens shoes which im a 7.5 in
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
le ded xD here liez a N00B
82) What is your favorite word?
dingdong
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
heart
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
dingdong
85) What's the last song you listened to?
invader invader by kyary
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
invader invader by kyary
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
blue
87) What is your current desktop picture?
the default one for this cpu bc im lazy
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
moi
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
on a scale of 1-10
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
make mummy jokes and then get killed
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
stop time
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
a time when i was very young
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
birth
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
matt helders (i would sleep w/ his talent)
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
the moon
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
yeah my cousin shot a rapper true story
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
ewwwww
98) Ever been on a plane?
nah
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
shu t up
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